How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When you receive a coupon in the mail waving $5000.00 in real estate closing costs along with sandwich and gym membership coupons.
Note: If it seems too good to be true...
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Eratosthenes is turning over in his grave.
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When "informative" talk show hosts do not know the earth is round.
Note:
What can you say about this? Insert shoulder shrug here.
When "informative" talk show hosts do not know the earth is round.
Note:
What can you say about this? Insert shoulder shrug here.
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Friday, October 15, 2010
Real World?
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When reality shows begin offing job placement programs.
Note:
We need to repeal corporate personhood and sanction offshore outsourcing instead of rewarding it!
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When reality shows begin offing job placement programs.
Note:
We need to repeal corporate personhood and sanction offshore outsourcing instead of rewarding it!
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School Dayz
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When it takes a reality TV show to repair America's aging public schools.
When it takes a reality TV show to repair America's aging public schools.
Note:
We need to stop corporate welfare and dismantle the Federal Reserve.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010
MLM barely legal
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When people who already live in McMansions join pyramid schemes out of desperation.
Note:
Just say no.
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When people who already live in McMansions join pyramid schemes out of desperation.
Note:
Just say no.
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Wanna take a little drive?
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
Drive cross-country and you will see cars from every state filled with clothes, pets and household items.
Note:
Don't invest in oil. Invest in American Workers.
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Drive cross-country and you will see cars from every state filled with clothes, pets and household items.
Note:
Don't invest in oil. Invest in American Workers.
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Got mail?
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When the postal service starts falling apart at the seams.
Note:
Invest in UPS.
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When the postal service starts falling apart at the seams.
Note:
Invest in UPS.
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Run away with the circus?
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When people flock to the traveling carnival and beg carneys for work.
Note to self:
Please do not consider this. It was a romantic notion at the age of 17.
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When people flock to the traveling carnival and beg carneys for work.
Note to self:
Please do not consider this. It was a romantic notion at the age of 17.
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Take your pick
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When normally law abiding people begin thieving and whoring.
Note:
Invest in burglar alarm companies, glitter and condoms.
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When normally law abiding people begin thieving and whoring.
Note:
Invest in burglar alarm companies, glitter and condoms.
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Feeling Itchy?
How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?
When the country is infested with bedbugs.
Note:
Invest in vinyl mattress covering and bug extermination companies.
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When the country is infested with bedbugs.
Note:
Invest in vinyl mattress covering and bug extermination companies.
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