The American Dream: A house for everyone

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?

When you receive a coupon in the mail waving $5000.00 in real estate closing costs along with sandwich and gym membership coupons.


Note: If it seems too good to be true...

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Eratosthenes is turning over in his grave.

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?

When "informative" talk show hosts do not know the earth is round.


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What can you say about this? Insert shoulder shrug here.

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Real World?

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?

When reality shows begin offing job placement programs.


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We need to repeal corporate personhood and sanction offshore outsourcing instead of rewarding it!

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School Dayz

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?


When it takes a reality TV show to repair America's aging public schools.

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We need to stop corporate welfare and dismantle the Federal Reserve.

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MLM barely legal

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?


When people who already live in McMansions join pyramid schemes out of desperation.


Note:
Just say no.

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Wanna take a little drive?

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?

Drive cross-country and you will see cars from every state filled with clothes, pets and household items.

Note:
Don't invest in oil. Invest in American Workers.

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Got mail?

How do you know when your country is headed for the third world?

When the postal service starts falling apart at the seams.


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Invest in UPS.

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